A Convert

No, I didn't suddenly decide I believe man is the sole, or even primary, cause of global warming.

I have converted to Pastafarianism.



Now, can I have shrimp in my spaghetti tonight? I must ask others who are more familiar with the gospel.

For those who would know more about the FSM, I recommend this page:

http://www.venganza.org/flash/guidetopastafarianismpreloaded.swf

The Rosie Spin

An employee of the loud, foul, and ugly-mouthed former talk show host has smuggled a video of her bathing into public domain.

If you thought her claims about WTC7, Iraqi Civilians, and being the Queen of Nice were unbelievable, you should see the way she's trying to deny the video.

Rosie O'Donnell bathing.