Word Abuse

In which we abuse words on a whim. Got a good one? You know the address.

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Gibbous Moon More than plumbers butt, not enough to get you arrested in most jurisdictions.

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Flocculation An entire chicken herd orgy.

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Hydrophilic Inflatable sexual device using water to achieve the most pleasing temperature and firmness.

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Paranormal A straight couple; two “normals.”

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Rosie Broken dyke. "The Little Dutch Boy saved Holland when he stuck his finger in the rosie."

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Treadmill Modern milling device used to grind down hip joints.

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Parthenogenesis Greek cover band playing only one venue.

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Estaboga (Yankeespeak) Unexpected find on that Easter morning the bunny had such a bad cold.

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Waitri Collective noun for waitress/waitpersons. Compare to murder of crows, gam of whales.

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